Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
Randomize
