Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
We had sex on a dog bed..
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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