2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
Randomize
