someone get that fucking seahorse.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
FUCK WHALES
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
tell me about the eggs
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