its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Randomize
