ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
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