Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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