I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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