is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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