does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I have aggressive nipples.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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