But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
I currently don't understand fingers.
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