Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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