scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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