Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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