if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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