After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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