I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
Randomize
