Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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