Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
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