Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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