just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
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