if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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