what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
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