Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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