Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
You have to summon your inner elephant
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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