I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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