yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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