So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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