I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
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I need you to use more vowels.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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