i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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