Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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