we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I think im going to throw up on grandma
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Randomize
