i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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