I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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