If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
if only i could text you this smell
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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