I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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