I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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