Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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