remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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