when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
zippers are such a cool invention
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
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