So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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