he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
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