Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
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