That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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