just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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