i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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