This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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