i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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