who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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