Grow some girl-balls and come out already
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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