This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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