do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
