he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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