i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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